Our nation customarily unites in solidarity and brotherhood
from sea to oil-slicked sea to celebrate our most beloved national activity.
Pound cake. It is. National Pound Cake Day.
Phyllis reminded me that today is a significant native heritage day.
“We must ask ourselves,” adds Phyllis, “how many pound cakes sacrificed their lives defending our privilege to celebrate this day?”
Phyllis is correct. Like Velveeta and Budweiser, pound cake is uniquely American.
Yet no news outlet mentions this topic.